… in other words, it was so #Neat they actually let me spoke!
[BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEES!]
So as I manage this extra time (read: Insomnia… anything to do with that Shimmering, Closer than Usual Full Moon?… who knows!) I think of all the things I’d like to say on my ‘makeover-ed’ LinkedIN Profile; so I go “conversational” on it, as they say, deals have been made on the site, and at this point in my life/career, seems like I need to make more of a deal (yeah, thinkin’ “Faust” right now!) with someone who VALUES experience, rather than another recruiter searching for keywords – and manageable consistency, as unfortunately, it’s a “Buyer’s Market” out there and they can afford to squeeze us through their incessant profile-ing…
[SIGHS...]
So I start typing… and typing… head into another paragraph, aghast at the thought of there being a “limit” in this the heretofore ‘bastion’ of Career Conservatism (what is with all those TIES and SUITS!… #OMG!)
[CHUCKLES]
Anyway, I, being the #Clipboardist that I am, do my usual shortcuttin’ to preserve the thought… and voila!… they actually allowed me to speak!… so what’s next?… keepin’ my fingers crossed for a proverbial Mephistopheles to #StumbleUpon it?… who knows, right?… as Simon rhymes it, it is “the age of miracles and wonders… and I also have a blog” (with apologies!)
So here we go! ready?
“Hi Reader!
If you’re here, reading this, it’s either because we know each other, for a while, and you’re wondering about my whereabouts, so yeah, things could not be better, all things considered!… however, if you’re here ‘cuz a search engine found us, well, read on!
No, I’ll start at the beginning: I’m not a millenial freshly minted out of a renowned college; I’m a tail-end boomer, Venezuelan-American Inmigrant to the U.S, freshly-minted as a U.S. Citizen, whose life and travails are centered on all things technology, so no, if you’re looking for a younger mind to train, skip to the next profile, and thanks for reading!
Yes, I have been around, know a few languages, some of them NOT spoken by machines but by people; fully bilingual in Spanish & English, conversant in German, and fluent in most every other app out there, yes.
No, I don’t write code but I can manage well what others have written; better yet, I can help you manage integrations and find workable workarounds in your I.T. Systems… which reminds me, yeah, I’m looking for those who consider Social Media/Networks as such: Integrated I.T. Processes/Systems.
Seems like some of you already do!.. Great… so can we figure our whether or not I am the right guy for you?… Seen the Demo Reel (f.k.a. Blog?)… I can use the tools, #IMHO!
So without further ado, hope to hear from some of you soon!…
Am I the right guy for you?… how about we talk about it?
Cheers!”
Hope that’s candid enough perhaps for a venture capitalist or some other sort of person who may value them grey hairs and bald spots as what they truly are? proofs-of-experience? and not weaknesses to be discarded for the tautness of an unproven mind?
Or are those who helped out Titans like Steve gone from the landscape?… how about those who hail from our regions, with their newfound economic might?
P.S: Como dicen, entonces, los #Latinos?
“Mas Sabe El Diablo Por Ser Viejo, Que Por Ser El Diablo”
Tauting Them Deities, Perhaps?
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